Okay, I have something new to obsess over when traveling. Not that I needed something new. Or was looking to fill an empty spot in my obsession closet. But thanks to Owen Wilson’s new movie NO ESCAPE, I have new fears to address.
I already knew that traveling to foreign lands carries with it an inherent danger. Well, let’s face it, traveling anywhere–domestic or abroad–can be dangerous. But when you leave your country and travel to another, you are at the mercy of their laws, their government, and their problems.
I have always weighed those risks against the benefits of meeting other people, experiencing other cultures, and expanding my life horizons and found that the benefits far outweighed the possible issues.
I still feel that way, and I’ll still travel. As much as possible. But thanks to NO ESCAPE, I’ve learned a few new things I should be concerned about.
1. A Coup
Um, yeah. I never really considered this one when planning my itinerary. But as NO ESCAPE so clearly illustrates, if the country you’re visiting experiences a hostile takeover while you’re there, YOU ARE SCREWED! All existing laws, treaties, policies, and procedures are thrown out the window. Even the citizens of that country aren’t safe in those instances, so people from other countries? Expendable. No internet. No phone. No newspapers. No regular bus service. And airport schedules? Fuhgeddaboutit.
I’ve always been welcomed with open arms and treated with the utmost respect when traveling outside the country, but the reality remains that the US is not popular everywhere or with everyone. NO ESCAPE pointed out that Americans tend to frequent the same hotels and the same locales when we travel. Which I always figured meant safety in numbers, but this movie pointed out some flaws in that theory. Can you say targets? EEK!
3. The Embassy
I think this was the most eye-opening revelation from this film. I have never researched the location of the American Embassy prior to traveling. What?!? I feel like that’s kind of irresponsible of me now, but I never thought about it before. There’s a moment in the movie where they realize they don’t know how to get to the Embassy. Under normal circumstances, you could just ask someone or walk around with a map. But under extreme circumstances such as the military coup, you may not be able to navigate that easily and it would help to have a route planned out ahead of time.
4. I May Just Have to Be Shot
This movie puts Lake Bell and Owen Wilson in a never-ending stream of situations that made me hold my breath, gasp out loud, and occasionally come up out of my seat a little. To say I was entertained by the thrill ride is an understatement, but I also had a sickening realization. I don’t know that I’d survive. Granted, they were on a movie set with a camera crew around and perhaps some CGI, so they didn’t really have to do those things to survive, but I don’t know what I’d be able to do if it happened in real life.
My Knight and I discussed this on the way home, and I do have a pretty strong survival instinct. I’m sure I would probably do whatever it took to survive. But watching her jump from one roof to another in the movie nearly stopped my heart. I don’t know if I could do it. Would the fear of gunfire be worse than my fear of heights? Would the need to survive outweigh my lack of physical ability and the fear that comes from my knowledge of it? I don’t think you just suddenly develop new skills because your life depends on it. Let me just say, I hope I never find out. But my hat’s off to Lake Bell’s character in the movie!
5. And on a good note…
I loved this movie! It was a fast-paced, thrill-a-minute, action-packed adventure, and I enjoyed the ride. I felt like it was a departure from Owen Wilson’s normal roles, and I was impressed to see him branch out. I didn’t have any prior experience with Lake Bell, but I’m now a fan! I thought her performance was awesome. And I’m always up for a Pierce Brosnan viewing. He and I go way back to the Remington Steele days when I thought he was the most handsome, debonair dude on TV.
Go see NO ESCAPE if you like action and adrenaline. I felt lightheaded from holding my breath by the end of it, but I definitely recommend it if that’s your kind of movie.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go map out the American Embassy for every location on my bucket list.